Does your dog ever do anything crazy? Are they secret mind readers??

Do any of your dogs do any crazy things? I swear my dog was James Bond in a past life, not only does he have amazing hearing (he can be miles away and hear my fridge door being opened) but he is like a secret detective. He loves to sneak into the bathroom, to make sure no one is watching him he will keeping going in and out checking, he will then go into the shower (my boyfriend always leaves the door open) and steals my sponges! He can hear as soon as I get up to see what he is doing and he runs outside. If I try to get close to him, it is like he can read my mind and shoots off into the fields before I have even moved, and returns later, with no sponges!!! We have had him since he was a baby and he is so clever, I think this relfects on myself but I don't like it when he can outsmart me!!!

Does your dog ever do anything crazy? Do you ever think he knows exactly what your thinking and acts before you have time to move?