Clever guinea pig names

So I recently got a new guinea pig and need help naming her. She's a baby abyssinian that i originally was going to name Marie, but after seeing this entertaining article on creative guinea pig names: http://guineapighub.com/guinea-pig-names.html, I decided a common human name is a little too unoriginal.

So I want to start this thread as sort of a think tank for helping me name my guinea pig. All ideas are welcomed! And if you think you have a creative name for your pet, please share, as it might give me some inspiration!