How many minutes does it take for you to feed/care for all of your pets?

Feeding my pets doesn't take long. I have two dogs I feed during specific times, but all I really have to do for them is to put the bowls down. Then there is my cat who is able to get to their dish whenever. All in all it takes much less than 5 minutes.

Caring for them, like Thor said, would probably take longer - but also depends on the definition used. I love to spend time and play with my dogs, one is a rottweiler who just loves playing tug of war all day so that usually takes at least a few hours total. If I stop playing with her she goes to bother my other dog who is a German Shepard. He requires less care though, he is getting old and seems to enjoy just laying around with the family more than anything.

Back when I had horses it took a lot longer for me too feed everyone (during that time though I had 5 horses, 3 cats, 5 dogs, and a lizard) so most the work got split up between my family to make things go quicker and easier on everyone.