What interesting things has your cat destroyed

I am sure you have all heard the excuse, "My dog ate my homework." Well in the case of my grand daughter she had to go to school and tell the teacher, "My grammie's cat ate my homework." My cat, Merle, loves to rip paper. He will sit there and do it for hours so you have to be very careful about what falls on the floor. If the paper is on the floor then he figures that it is his. She finished her homework and then sat in on top her book bag which was on the floor and went to bed. When she got up the next morning and went to pack up her bag, she found her homework completely ripped to shreds. She actually brought it to school that way to show the teacher. I guess they all had a pretty big laugh about it.