Silly Pet Names

I know someone who hated hamsters, but they bought one for their cat to play with (MEAN, I know!!), not to actually maul or physically torture, but to amuse the cat while it watched the hamster play in its cage and in that plastic ball-thing that rolls all over the house. They called the hamster, "Cat Toy."

One of my aunts called her cat, "Ugly" and liked calling for it really loud so the neighbors would wonder!