Silly Pet Names

^ I see a fellow admirer of Russian literature above me!

I have a habit of nicknaming my pets, like purplecapricorn's husband. My cat is named "Hook" (after Captain Hook), but usually we call him "The Monster Cat" or "Cat Butt." My bird is named Buzzy (named after one of the vultures in Jungle Book, because he looked like a vulture when I first adopted him), but he's usually "Buzz Bird" or "Feather Butt."

I always seem to take in pets who can be butts at times...