That is so funny, Laura, about your cat bringing papers and tissues (used??? EWWWW!) from outside back to you! That is pretty weird! And ronnie's cat doing the "dead guy" pose - LOL! That's also pretty cute how she likes Barbie's accessories.
My first cat always wanted to eat my silk flower arrangements. It made me so mad! My second cat loved giving back rubs - I greatly appreciated that from her! My fourth cat is my Bengal, still with me, and she is weird in many different ways. She used to chew on anything and everything, including resin sculptures, wood ducks, a wood coffee table, etc. My Tonk still sleeps in very infantile, kittenish poses - so cute! And my DSH stands on his hind legs, very tall, quite often. He looks hilarious.
Several of my cats have had a problem of wanting to lick and/or eat plastic. Most of my cats have played fetch as good as any dog!