...Sherlock is ironic, because he's not very bright. Sherlock is my Dorset Olde Tyme Bulldogge:
He is a ball of complete and utter craziness. There are reasons for that, but I'll probably go into that in a more appropriate thread.
Lily, is my beautiful female Bull Mastiff, seen here jumping about in flood water:
They're both rescues, and I love them utterly.
Some more photos:
What cracks me up about the flood photos, is that Lily is haring about like a plonker, Sherlock is very focused and looks like he's wishing death on something. Whilst Lily may be huge, she is the most gentle mannered dog, you could ever hope to come across.