Silly Pet Names

My brother is a chemist, and he named his dog Benzaldehyde, after the chemical that smells like maraschino cherries. We all call him Benny, so it's not so bad, but technically his name is Benzaldehyde. It might not have been as funny as it is if he were an intelligent, sensitive dog, but even though he's so sweet and affectionate and loyal, he's dumb as a rock.