(08-06-2013, 08:49 AM)midnightrider Wrote: I've had a few dogs before but my miniature schnauzer has the strangest habit. I don't know why (and I hope I don't sound too juvenile) but he's terrified of his own farts, every time one occurs he jumps up stares at his behind and then must patrol the house for a few minutes before he can calm down. My other dogs don't even seem to notice when it happens,but the schnauzer just can't seem to understand whats going on. Does anyone else have experiences like this or is my dog special ?
This seriously made me laugh out loud! That is hilarious. Although impossible, I WISH you could some how catch him doing that and make a video! My dogs fart but they are always silent. Peanut does it the most. He will very sweetly and innocently being laying on my chest asleep and drop the stinkiest fart bomb on me. I mean, it's out of nowhere. It is so awful...it smells like a grown person did it! He is definitely silent but deadly!
Prissy burps like a grown person. Every single time she is done eating, she runs to wherever I am and lays down either in my lap or beside me and approximately 30 seconds later I hear buuuuurrrp! I always say, "PRISSY!" (in a tone that should make her feel embarrassed and ashamed of herself) and she turns, looks at me and always replies with a big toothy smile. :-)
