How often do you feed your dog?

The thing is with my dog, the feeding times can get subjective. Hugely in part because he likes to be subjective and tells us what is wrong with him while sitting by his bowl waiting to be fed. Most of the time though, its in the morning and late-afternoon. We don't usually feed him at night time for fear of him leaving us a surprise in the morning, but other than that, it's usually these times.