What is the silliest thing you have ever bought for your dog?

It's so easy to get carried away and buy things that aren't really needed and are for your benefit rather than the dogs. I've stopped doing this now and only buy things that they actually need and not what I think they should have. When you look around a pet store you are bombarded with cuteness and it's hard to resist.

My silliest buy was probably a collar and lead for a Jack Russell I once owned long ago (called rather unimaginatively "Jack"). The collar and lead had the words "I Love My Jack Russell" written on them which wasn't too bad until it rained and the dye came out. It left me with ink stained hands and I could only use them on dry days.