What is the silliest thing you have ever bought for your dog?

Let me see... I think the ones that really stick out as the silliest things I've bought are the toys that don't even last 5 minutes after being played with.

And then there's also the squeaking Chicken. It was a kid's toys and apparently people wanted to make more money out of it so they placed it in a pet store, charge more expensively for it and sell it a dog's toy. Apparently, it was too hard to squeak so the dogs didn't play with it because of that aside from smelling strongly like plastic.